Here’s a hot take: why do people in their 40s-60s say shit like “if god is willing” whenever you try to make short term plans with them — as if they’re gonna drop dead in the next week or so?
I’ll be like “let’s go to the movies tomorrow” and my mom will be like “if god is willing” and I’m like…. it’s literally happening tomorrow? What are you talking about?
Seriously I’m gonna start responding with “well try to stick around until then” since we’re being fucking ominous
